69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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