just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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