new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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