Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
