Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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