That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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