I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Randomize
