btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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