i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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