Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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