Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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