how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
