Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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