yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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