Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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