All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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