super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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