Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
