Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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