then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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