Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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