My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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