what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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