All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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