i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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