Your mouth is God's brothel.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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