You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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