Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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