HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
