An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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