I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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