Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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