I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
