Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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