i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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