the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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