And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I think people are normalizing furries
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