sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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