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Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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