It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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