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i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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