So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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