Where is the hickey?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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