the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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