So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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