worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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