I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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