It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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