just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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