well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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