I'm going to jail i love you
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Terrible idea I love it
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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