oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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