On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
