Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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