I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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