Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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