i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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