Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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