I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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