I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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